Emily Litella

Emily Litella is a fictional character created and performed by comedian Gilda Radner in a series of appearances on Saturday Night Live.^[1] Based on a person in her early life, Emily Litella was a popular character in Radner's comedy repertoire.

Emily Litella
Saturday Night Live character
Radner (right) dressed as Emily Litella with Raquel Welch during a 1976 SNL rehearsal
First appearance	segment "Looks At Books" SNL November 15, 1975
Created by	Gilda Radner
Portrayed by	Gilda Radner
In-universe information
Based on	Real-life person: Elizabeth "Dibby" Clementine Gillies

Premise

Emily Litella is an elderly woman with a hearing problem who appeared 26 times on SNL's Weekend Update op-ed segment between November 15, 1975 (Season 1) and December 17, 1977 (Season 3).^[2][3] Attired in a frumpy dress, sweater and Lisa Loopner eyeglasses, Litella was introduced with professional dignity by the news anchors, who could sometimes be seen cringing slightly in anticipation of the malapropisms they knew would follow. These sketches were, in part, a parody of the Fairness Doctrine, which at the time required broadcasters in the United States to present opposing viewpoints on public issues.

Litella would peer through her reading glasses and, in the character's high-pitched, warbly voice, would read a prepared statement in opposition to an editorial that the TV station had supposedly broadcast. Litella would become increasingly agitated as her statement progressed. Midway in her commentary, it became apparent to the anchor and the audience that Litella had misheard or misunderstood the subject of the editorial to which she was responding. A typical example:

What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!^[4]

The news anchor would interrupt Litella to point out her error, along the lines, "That's death penalty, Ms. Litella, not deaf ... death."^[4] Litella would wrinkle her nose, say something like, "Oh, that's very different," then meekly turn to the camera and say, smiling, "Never mind!"^[5]

When Litella played against news anchor Chevy Chase (whom she often called "Cheddar Cheese"^[6]), he would be somewhat sympathetic to her. But when Jane Curtin took over the anchor role, she would scold Litella, "Every week you come on and you get it wrong," to which Litella would reply, "Bitch!"^[5]

Appearances

Air date	Litella malapropism	Actual phrase
December 13, 1975	Busting schoolchildren	Bussing schoolchildren^[7]^[8]
December 20, 1975	Firing the handicapped	Hiring the handicapped^[2]^[9]
January 24, 1976	Saving Soviet jewelry	Saving Soviet Jewry^[10]^[11]^[12]
January 31, 1976	Eagle Rights Amendment	Equal Rights Amendment^[7]
February 14, 1976	Canker research	Cancer research
February 28, 1976	Deaf penalty	Death penalty
March 13, 1976	Conserving natural racehorses	Conserving natural resources^[13]
April 17, 1976	Presidential erections	Presidential elections^[14]
May 8, 1976	Violins on television	Violence on television^[13]
May 29, 1976	Flop story	Top story
September 18, 1976	Crustacean hijackers	Croatian hijackers^[15]
December 11, 1976	Unisex donations	UNICEF donations
January 15, 1977	Making Puerto Rico a steak	Making Puerto Rico a state^[16]^[17]
January 22, 1977	Burning tissues	Burning issues
	Transcendental medication	Transcendental meditation
	Maguda triangle	Bermuda Triangle
	Air fags in cars	Airbags in cars
	(unspecified vulgarity)	Duck
	Flea elections in China / Flea erections	Free Elections in China
February 20, 1977	Liverboats	Riverboats^[7]
March 12, 1977	Endangered feces	Endangered species^[5]
April 9, 1977	"(You Make Me Feel Like) a National Woman"	"(You Make Me Feel Like) a Natural Woman"
April 23, 1977	Air solution	Air pollution
	"I Will Swallow Him"	"I Will Follow Him"
May 14, 1977	Jeep	beep
May 21, 1977	Stella Abzug	Bella Abzug
	Cat in the ring	Hat in the ring
December 17, 1977	Mr. Adenoid	Mr. Aykroyd
	Jan / Miss Clayton	Jane Curtin
	sst	SST
February 10, 1979	Porky and Bess	Porgy and Bess
	Rodeo and Juliet	Romeo and Juliet
	Youth in Asia	Euthanasia
	Social lists	Socialists^[18]

History

Radner based Litella on her childhood nanny, Elizabeth Clementine Gillies, known as "Dibby", who was allegedly hard of hearing.^[19][20] The running gag "Never mind" became a lighthearted catchphrase of the era.^[21][22]

In her first appearance on SNL, the character of Emily Litella was an author who appeared as an interview subject on a show called "Looks At Books". Though she had the same wavery voice and somewhat frumpy wardrobe as she would in later episodes, Litella did not appear to have a hearing problem in this appearance. All but one of the subsequent SNL appearances by Litella were at the newsdesk, and featured the by-now much more familiar "editorial reply" iteration of the character. In the eleventh episode of season four, on February 10, 1979, with guest hostess Cicely Tyson, the final comedy sketch was called "Emily Litellavision", and featured Litella hosting a staging of a song from Porky and Bess, her Porky Pig-based mis-hearing of Porgy and Bess by George and Ira Gershwin and DuBose Heyward, with Garrett Morris singing a song to Tyson with added stuttering, and the orchestra shown wearing pig masks.

Outside of Saturday Night Live, Radner played the character briefly on The Muppet Show. At the top of that episode, Miss Litella is discovered backstage by stage manager Scooter, where she is vociferously complaining about the indignity of her appearing in something so silly as "The Muffin Show", whereupon Scooter gently persuades Miss Litella that she would be appearing on "The Muppet Show", not "The Muffin Show". After hearing this reassurance, she withdraws her objection, and meekly apologizes to Scooter by saying, "Never mind."

The character also appeared in Radner's 1979 one-woman off-Broadway show, Gilda Live, in which Litella took a job as a substitute teacher in Bedford-Stuyvesant, replacing a teacher who had been a victim of a stabbing by one of his students, which put him in the hospital. Miss Litella further cautioned her new students to be very careful where they put their toes, as the regular teacher's "stubbing" was the third such "stubbing", as Miss Litella put it, at the school that week alone; and that the "stubbings" must be pretty serious, in order to have put their teacher in hospital indefinitely.^{[citation needed]}

A similar character, Anthony Crispino (played by Bobby Moynihan), made his first appearance on a Weekend Update in Season 35, and became a recurring character.^[23]

See also

• Recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches
• Mondegreen
• Floyd R. Turbo

References

1. Barone, Michael (September 28, 2005). "At NASA, an Emily Litella Moment". U.S. News & World Report. Retrieved September 15, 2018.
2. Fruchter, Rena (January 17, 2013). I'm Chevy Chase ... and You're Not. London: Random House. p. 199. ISBN 978-0-7535-2114-4.
3. "Emily Litella, played by Gilda Radner". SNL Archive. Retrieved April 8, 2014.
4. Baskin, Edie (1977). Anne P. Beatts (ed.). Saturday Night Live. John Head. Avon Books. ISBN 978-0-380-01801-7.
5. Shales, Tom; Miller, James Andrew (November 16, 2008). Live From New York: An Uncensored History Of Saturday Night Live. New York, NY: Little, Brown. p. 125. ISBN 978-0-316-04582-7.
6. "Joey the dachshund: 'OK, OK, I get it. I'm short. Must you keep reminding me?'". Saint Paul Pioneer Press. Bulletin Board. 8 November 2011.
7. "Amusing Monday: Recalling SNL's Emily Litella | Watching Our Water Ways".
8. "Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: Weekend Update: Emily Litella on Busting School Children - NBC.com".
9. "SNL Transcripts: Candice Bergen: 12/20/75 - SNL Transcripts Tonight". 8 October 2018.
10. Shales, Tom (22 May 1989). "The Afterglow of Gilda Radner; The Nutty but Nice Graduate of Saturday Night". The Washington Post. B01.{{cite news}}: CS1 maint: location (link)
11. "Soviet Jewelry".
12. "SNL Transcripts: Peter Cook & Dudley Moore: 01/24/76: Weekend Update with Chevy Chase - SNL Transcripts Tonight". 8 October 2018.
13. Sorensen, Roy A. (January 22, 2002). Pseudo-Problems: How Analytic Philosophy Gets Done. New York, NY: Taylor & Francis. p. 108. ISBN 978-0-203-04868-9.
14. Robinson, Peter M. (2010). The Dance of the Comedians: The People, the President, and the Performance of Political Standup Comedy in America. Amherst & Boston: Univ of Massachusetts Press. pp. 200–. ISBN 978-1-55849-785-6.
15. "Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: Weekend Update 9-18-76, Part 2 of 2 - NBC.com".
16. Malloy, Merrit (August 30, 1990). The Quotable Quote Book. New York, NY: Carol Publishing Group. p. 174. ISBN 978-0-8065-1220-4.
17. Saltzman, David A. (March 2008). "Never Mind". Life Insurance Selling. 83 (3): 112–114. OCLC 2906328.
18. "Emily Litella Archives".
19. Jackson, Kenneth T. (1998). The Scribner Encyclopedia of American Lives: 1986-1990. Charles Scribner's Sons. p. 718. ISBN 0684804913. Retrieved 2016-09-04.
20. Radner, Gilda (June 2, 2015). It's Always Something. Simon and Schuster. ISBN 978-1501126635. Retrieved 2016-09-04.
21. Robinson, Marc (2002). Brought to You in Living Color. Wiley. p. 134. ISBN 9780471090168. Retrieved 2016-09-04.
22. Stein, Ellin (June 24, 2013). That's Not Funny, That's Sick: The National Lampoon and the Comedy Insurgents Who Captured the Mainstream. W. W. Norton. p. 298. ISBN 9780393074093. Retrieved 2016-09-04.
23. Busis, Hillary (December 7, 2014). "Saturday Night Live recap: 'James Franco and Nicki Minaj'". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved 2016-09-04.

External links

• Memorable Quotes from "Saturday Night Live" (1975)