Bad Channels
Bad Channels is a 1992 American science fiction spoof direct-to-video film, produced by Full Moon Features and released by Paramount Home Video. It is about two aliens (Cosmo and Lump) who invade a radio station with the intention of capturing female humans, by using radio broadcasts. The hero is a DJ forced to combat the aliens alone when listeners think he is joking about the invasion.
| Bad Channels | |
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| Directed by | Ted Nicolaou |
| Written by | Charles Band Jackson Barr |
| Produced by | Charles Band Keith S. Payson |
| Cinematography | Adolfo Bartoli |
| Edited by | Carol Oblath |
Production company | |
| Distributed by | Paramount Home Video |
Release date |
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Running time | 88 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
The film also has its own soundtrack composed and performed by Blue Öyster Cult.
Synopsis edit
KDUL is a new radio station, running a promotion with DJ Dangerous Dan chained to a chair until a listener calls and guesses the combination of the locks. When the combination is guessed, a TV journalist, Lisa, feels the solution was faked and the promotion was a fraud. As the journalist makes her way to the station to confront the DJ, she sees a UFO.
Two aliens invade a radio station, using a device to capture female listeners. As they are captured, the women picture themselves as starring in a music video. After the video is completed, the alien is able to shrink and imprison the women in clear tubes. Among those captured are a nurse (Melissa Behr), a waitress, and a cheerleader.
Realizing what the aliens have planned, the DJ warns his listeners to turn off the radio. Listeners think this occurrence is just another promotion. The alien attempts to capture reporter Lisa, but instead shrinks teenager Bunny.
He is not taken seriously by anyone until more women go missing, piquing the interest of the military. Eventually the DJ discovers that the aliens are weak to common disinfectant, using it to defeat them and rescue the women. All of the women—with the exception of Bunny—are returned to their normal size.
The broadcast attracts 10,000 listeners.[1]
There is a post-credit scene where a miniature man mentions that the shrunken woman (Bunny) might want a visit from Dollman.
Cast edit
- Paul Hipp as Dan O'Dare
- Martha Quinn as Lisa Cummings
- Aaron Lustig as Vernon Locknut
- Ian Patrick Williams as Dr. Payne
- Charlie Spradling as Cookie
- Melissa Behr as Nurse Ginger
- Robert Factor as Willis
- Roumel Reaux as Flip Humble
- Rodney Ueno as Moon
- Daryl Strauss as Bunny
Critical response edit
Cinemaphile gave it a bad review, 0/4 stars, calling it a "mess" and saying "I fear that the creators of this movie must have had brain tissue damaged sometime in their lifetimes."[2] The Film Fiend was more positive, calling it "hilariously cheesy".[3] Classic Rock Magazine described the soundtrack as "a grotesque mistake".[4]
IMDb.com has Bad Channels currently ranked 5.1/10 based on 980 ratings.[5]
User Ochnop at Something Awful gave Bad Channels a -39 out of a -50 (being the worst) saying "Who could ask for anything more from a film besides a bag to throw up in? "Bad Channels" is truly something awful."[6]
Creature Feature liked the movie, giving it 3.5 out of 5 stars. It found the movie to be one of the more inventive of those produced by Charles Band and enjoyed the cable news satire.[7] However, Moira gave it one star, finding it ears out its premise and s padded. TV Guide agreed with Moria's review.[8]
Entertainment Weekly gave the movie a D. While it found it to be cheerfully cheesy, it found that it needed to be funnier.[9]
Production edit
Director Nicolauo initially didn't want to be involved with the movie, finding its story too close to his other recent movie Terrorvision. However, he was attracted to making the fake music videos. Pat Siciliano scouted bands for the movie and was instrumental in the final choice. The end credits crossover with Dollman (film) was shot in one day.[10]
Sequel edit
A semi-sequel was released in the form of Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, a crossover film featuring characters from Dollman, Demonic Toys and Bad Channels.
Merchandising edit
A set of collectible cards.
Soundtrack edit
Bad Channel featured a soundtrack album entitled, Bad Channels (album) that was composed and performed by Blue Blue Öyster Cult and also had feature songs from a few other bands such as Sykotik Sinfoney, Joker, Fair Game, and DMT.
Feature Songs edit
- Blue Öyster Cult - Demon's Kiss
- Blue Öyster Cult - Out of Darkness
- Sykotik Sinfoney - Mr. Cool
- Sykotik Sinfoney - Manic Depresso
- D.M.T - Myth of Freedom
- D.M.T - Touching Myself Again
- Fair Game - Blind Faith
- Fair Game - Somewhere in the Night
- Joker - That's How It Is
- Joker - Jane, Jane the Hurricane
- Blue Öyster Cult - The Horsemen Arrive
- F.U. 2 - Elegance
- The Ukelaliens - Pig Pen Polka
- The Ukelaliens - Little Old Lady
- The Ukelaliens - Jumping Jack Polka
In popular culture edit
The film was featured on an episode of Brandon's Movie Reviews.[11]
References edit
- ^ "Bad Channels (1992)". 27 April 2003.
- ^ Keyes, David (1998). "Bad Channels (Review)". Cinemaphile. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- ^ . The Film Fiend. December 14, 2007. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- ^ . Classic Rock Magazine. September 2006. Archived from the original on 4 October 2013. Retrieved 1 October 2013.
- ^ "Bad Channels". IMDb.com. Retrieved 25 January 2021.
- ^ "Bad Channels". Something Awful. Retrieved 25 January 2021.
- ^ Stanley, J. (2000) Creature Feature: 3rd Edition
- ^ "Bad Channels".
- ^ "Bad Channels". Entertainment Weekly.
- ^ "Ted Nicolaou on the Austin diaspora, Romanian vampires and TV terror visions". September 2017.
- ^ "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BAD CHANNELS (RE-UPLOAD)". YouTube.
External links edit
- Bad Channels at IMDb